5 - A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCETHREAT

[lacksconviction]

[Video clicks on, and it's not entirely uncommon to see Loki with a blossom of bruises covering his face. Most people in his position might have tried to cover up the damage with concealer, but Loki had gone for the opposite approach, and accented the darkened skin with some very carefully applied blusher and eye-liner. The worst thing you could do after getting beaten up was act like you were ashamed of it, and getting your ass kicked by Arthas was no reason not to accessorize.]

Now, you all know by now how I feel about having to repeat myself, so I don't like that this is a thing that's had to come up again.

[He takes a deep breath, and his mouth tenses into a tight line. It's a rare sight, since Loki tends to stay at a consistent level of self satisfaction, but right now the prince is clearly pissed]

Let me make this perfectly clear: If my brother sends you a friend request on facebook? Ignore it! If you are friends with Thor Odinson? Unfriend him! He is not your friend, he does not want to be your friend, he just wants to spy on me. He doesn't even go here!

[Loki's voice creeps up a few octaves as he makes this declaration, and he forces himself to take another deep, calming breath.]

Now, I think it's partially my fault that some of you have been accepting his friend requests. I've been too lenient about this in the past. So now, let me be clear:

I'm going to check his friends list at midnight tonight. Anyone who's still on it at that time will be punished.

[And then he flashes a sweet little smile, and gives a thumbs up to the camera.]

Loki Laufeyson likes this announcement.

[Then the video clicks off.]

[A FEW HOURS AFTER THIS POST IS MADE:]

Loki Laufeyson This facebook account has been deleted. 29 minutes ago ·

[A FEW HOURS LATER STILL! Filtered to Morgana and Azula.]

Buffy Summers is doing it with Mr. Rhade!

[Spat out so fast it's like he almost literally couldn't contain himself. Then he takes a deep breath.]

Okay, so, there is no actual confirmation on the doing it part of this, but definitely, one hundred percent wants to be doing it, to the point of writing love letters to him, and I'm sorry, but I can't help but think that if he was saying no to this then she would have been moved out of his class already. Can anybody say "statutory rape"?

[He takes another deep breath, and then says, more slowly, and more deliberately.]

I'm just totally worried about her, you know? Like, what if she gets pregnant? I mean, Buffy is a giant bitch with a face like David Bowie, but something like this could just totally ruin her reputation if it got out! I'm just so worried about her...

[And then he gives a coy little smile. Fuck Buffy's reputation. Loki can't tell everyone because Dylan has feelings and he doesn't want to lose a boyfriend over this, but beloved friends, you should tell many, many people.]

I'm sure everyone would be really worried about her.

[OOC: For the purposes of this breach, Thor will be a College Quidditch player, he attended the school a few years ago and has a shining reputation for academic underachievement, sports related excellence, and generally being the nicest person ever to attend the school.

He has tried to friend PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER COMMENTED TO LOKI'S FACEBOOK. And probably all of the Avengers. 'Cause lol.]

Comments

[lilpersuader]

God, relax, Loki. Your brother's cool. [She's totally tired of all Thor's random link posts but she likes to stick it to Loki when she can. 8)]

[lacksconviction]

So cool he's decided to try and befriend a billion of the teenagers from his old school.

I know that you're like, the mistress of being a creepy bitch, so you probably don't get this? But yeah, it's not cool? It's creepy. On like, every level.

[Video]

[youwillgotohell]

[Morgana's just flicking on her feed to give her own thumbs up.]

[Video]

[lacksconviction]

[Loki gives a hair flick and a nod. He might have some gossip for you later Morgana. Some delicious gossip.]

[mattersverymuch]

Punished how?

[ Somebody's curious! ]

[lacksconviction]

It all depends on the person, of course, but this is high school. There are a million ways to make people suffer if you've got the right ammunition.

[paradoxlol]

How are you going to punish them? It looks like somebody already punished you first.

[lacksconviction]

Does it look like that? Shame, I was going for an avaunt-garde new look, but I guess it was not to be.

And it all depends on the person. I won't be using brute force, if that's what you're asking.

[flawedgem]

Thanks for letting me know your brother has a Facebook.

[lacksconviction]

He would have tried to friend you eventually anyway.

You know, even if this wasn't me personally trying to keep people from sharing information about my personal life with my brother? I think I'd still consider actively going out of your way to contact the estranged family member of a fellow student pretty fucked up.

So way to go, Barbara. Ten out of ten for class.

[smallestviper]

No one cares about your petty sibling rivalry bullshit.

[lacksconviction]

Great. Loves it. Then everyone can stay the fuck away from my brother and we'll all be peachy keen.

ORLY USELESS

[cujothebigreddog]

[Friend requesting Thor Odinson right now because lol no dictators. It's a nonviolent protest! He likes those.]

1/2 MINUTES LATER

[lacksconviction]

Thor Odinson hi r u friends w/ my brother??? lol hows he doin is he in trouble or anythin? ^_^ T 3 minutes ago · Like · Comment

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[lacksconviction]

Loki Laufeyson dislikes this.

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[psychic_hotline]

[You know what, I'm just extending their detention frenemyship onto the network because fuck it I like them being friends :C]

I'd say you were being super fucking paranoid but then I found out my sister was friending everyone I'd ever even looked at, so.

[Julie Pezzini: Freshman Monkey, and in Sara's opinion a gigantic whoring trainwreck but in reality is a shitton better adjusted than Sara. She's sick in an isolation room in the Infirmary this week.]

Private

[lacksconviction]

[I approve of this frienemyship extension. They are friends who just sometimes injure each other.]

I wish I was just being paranoid! I just don't even know what I can do, like changing my name wasn't enough to disassociate myself from that enormous fucking asshole!

[thestarspangledman]

...I kind of like your brother, actually.

[lacksconviction]

I don't care. You can't be friends with him. You have other friends, you'll be fine.

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[notthatfondue]

Honestly, why does it matter so much? [She rolls her eyes.]

By doing this you're only going to make people want to friend him even more.

[video]

[lacksconviction]

[Completely coldly:]

He's my brother. It's personal.

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[didknowthat]

Punished. Like, you're going to dole out a few scare tactics and threaten the younger kids until they do what you want? [Because seriously Loki, leave them alone.]

Shouldn't you talk to a member of staff if your brother is hovering over you? Especially if he doesn't go here?

Re: video

[lacksconviction]

Younger kids, older kids... I don't age discriminate.

And the staff don't police facebook, which is apparently his newest stalking medium, so this will have to do.

[love_slave]

He looked friendly enough to me.

[Loki, your brother is hot, and she would tap that. Sorry, dude.]

[lacksconviction]

It's immaterial now. Do as you please.

[Filter]

[divine_right]

[Buffy was a childhood friend of Azula's back when they were both a lot less high strung, but she's not about toshow that at all.]

Oh I agree. Just imagine what her parents would do if they knew.

I mean, if they weren't already divorced.

[Filter]

[lacksconviction]

It's totally tragic. I guess since things fell apart with Dylan she's just been getting more and more desperate.

[Backdated before the rumors spread. >.>]

[notaslayer]

[Snerk.]

I don't know, Loki, Thor may lack in brains but he's certainly not lacking in the looks department. Maybe we can train him.

[yessss]

[lacksconviction]

The only thing I want to train him to do, is to stay away from me.

[omar]

Now who go and do that to you? [Apparently Omar is the only one who cares about your bruises, Loki. Admittedly, he's also friending Thor with his secret dummy account right now, so his caring only extends so far.]

[lacksconviction]

Ugh. Apparently Arthas has something against decent nail-care. It's no big deal.

[Hairflick, because giving a damn about being beaten up is so last season.]