5 - A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCETHREAT
Jul. 30th, 2012 02:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Now, you all know by now how I feel about having to repeat myself, so I don't like that this is a thing that's had to come up again.
[He takes a deep breath, and his mouth tenses into a tight line. It's a rare sight, since Loki tends to stay at a consistent level of self satisfaction, but right now the prince is clearly pissed]
Let me make this perfectly clear: If my brother sends you a friend request on facebook? Ignore it! If you are friends with Thor Odinson? Unfriend him! He is not your friend, he does not want to be your friend, he just wants to spy on me. He doesn't even go here!
[Loki's voice creeps up a few octaves as he makes this declaration, and he forces himself to take another deep, calming breath.]
Now, I think it's partially my fault that some of you have been accepting his friend requests. I've been too lenient about this in the past. So now, let me be clear:
I'm going to check his friends list at midnight tonight. Anyone who's still on it at that time will be punished.
[And then he flashes a sweet little smile, and gives a thumbs up to the camera.]
Loki Laufeyson likes this announcement.
[Then the video clicks off.]
[A FEW HOURS AFTER THIS POST IS MADE:]
[A FEW HOURS LATER STILL! Filtered to Morgana and Azula.]
Buffy Summers is doing it with Mr. Rhade!
[Spat out so fast it's like he almost literally couldn't contain himself. Then he takes a deep breath.]
Okay, so, there is no actual confirmation on the doing it part of this, but definitely, one hundred percent wants to be doing it, to the point of writing love letters to him, and I'm sorry, but I can't help but think that if he was saying no to this then she would have been moved out of his class already. Can anybody say "statutory rape"?
[He takes another deep breath, and then says, more slowly, and more deliberately.]
I'm just totally worried about her, you know? Like, what if she gets pregnant? I mean, Buffy is a giant bitch with a face like David Bowie, but something like this could just totally ruin her reputation if it got out! I'm just so worried about her...
[And then he gives a coy little smile. Fuck Buffy's reputation. Loki can't tell everyone because Dylan has feelings and he doesn't want to lose a boyfriend over this, but beloved friends, you should tell many, many people.]
I'm sure everyone would be really worried about her.
[OOC: For the purposes of this breach, Thor will be a College Quidditch player, he attended the school a few years ago and has a shining reputation for academic underachievement, sports related excellence, and generally being the nicest person ever to attend the school.
He has tried to friend PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER COMMENTED TO LOKI'S FACEBOOK. And probably all of the Avengers. 'Cause lol.]
Now, you all know by now how I feel about having to repeat myself, so I don't like that this is a thing that's had to come up again.
[He takes a deep breath, and his mouth tenses into a tight line. It's a rare sight, since Loki tends to stay at a consistent level of self satisfaction, but right now the prince is clearly pissed]
Let me make this perfectly clear: If my brother sends you a friend request on facebook? Ignore it! If you are friends with Thor Odinson? Unfriend him! He is not your friend, he does not want to be your friend, he just wants to spy on me. He doesn't even go here!
[Loki's voice creeps up a few octaves as he makes this declaration, and he forces himself to take another deep, calming breath.]
Now, I think it's partially my fault that some of you have been accepting his friend requests. I've been too lenient about this in the past. So now, let me be clear:
I'm going to check his friends list at midnight tonight. Anyone who's still on it at that time will be punished.
[And then he flashes a sweet little smile, and gives a thumbs up to the camera.]
Loki Laufeyson likes this announcement.
[Then the video clicks off.]
[A FEW HOURS AFTER THIS POST IS MADE:]
 Loki LaufeysonThis facebook account has been deleted. 29 minutes ago · |
[A FEW HOURS LATER STILL! Filtered to Morgana and Azula.]
Buffy Summers is doing it with Mr. Rhade!
[Spat out so fast it's like he almost literally couldn't contain himself. Then he takes a deep breath.]
Okay, so, there is no actual confirmation on the doing it part of this, but definitely, one hundred percent wants to be doing it, to the point of writing love letters to him, and I'm sorry, but I can't help but think that if he was saying no to this then she would have been moved out of his class already. Can anybody say "statutory rape"?
[He takes another deep breath, and then says, more slowly, and more deliberately.]
I'm just totally worried about her, you know? Like, what if she gets pregnant? I mean, Buffy is a giant bitch with a face like David Bowie, but something like this could just totally ruin her reputation if it got out! I'm just so worried about her...
[And then he gives a coy little smile. Fuck Buffy's reputation. Loki can't tell everyone because Dylan has feelings and he doesn't want to lose a boyfriend over this, but beloved friends, you should tell many, many people.]
I'm sure everyone would be really worried about her.
[OOC: For the purposes of this breach, Thor will be a College Quidditch player, he attended the school a few years ago and has a shining reputation for academic underachievement, sports related excellence, and generally being the nicest person ever to attend the school.
He has tried to friend PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER COMMENTED TO LOKI'S FACEBOOK. And probably all of the Avengers. 'Cause lol.]
1/2 MINUTES LATER
Date: 2012-07-30 04:28 pm (UTC)hi r u friends w/ my brother??? lol hows he doin is he in trouble or anythin? ^_^ T
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Re: 1/2 MINUTES LATER
Date: 2012-07-30 04:34 pm (UTC)No we are not friends because he is mostly friends with Quidditch players and I play soccer. He is not in trouble.
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Date: 2012-07-30 04:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-07-30 05:03 pm (UTC)[Nathan Cujo has sent you a private message]
Hey are u out to ur family should I say Hunt is your bf or your bro?
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Date: 2012-07-30 05:05 pm (UTC)FUCK OFF UNFRIEND HIM RIGHT NOW!
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Date: 2012-07-30 05:21 pm (UTC)Sorry, 'boss of me' position already filled.
[IMG]Dealwithit.gif[/IMG]
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Date: 2012-07-30 05:37 pm (UTC)Is your self esteem so completely pathetically low that any time someone tells you not to do something you have to go do the opposite so you can feel like a big man who won't let anyone push him around?
Just stay away from my big brother, why is that even hard?
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Date: 2012-07-30 05:46 pm (UTC)No it's just you, you're special.
Anna Wintour 'power through cruelty' thing not my scene.
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Date: 2012-07-30 06:01 pm (UTC)Whatever. Do what you want.
[Any further messages will be returned with an error alert, saying that the account does not exist.
Yep, this is the point where Loki deleted his facebook page.]
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Date: 2012-07-30 06:17 pm (UTC)No Hendricks doesn't expect it to end well, but Loki has a vast pool of sycophants to make him feel better and Hendricks is just going to read a lot of popehat and try not to hate high school so much.]
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Date: 2012-07-30 06:29 pm (UTC)MEANWHILE BACK ON THOR'S WALL
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