lacksconviction | 5 - A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCETHREAT

[Video clicks on, and it's not entirely uncommon to see Loki with a blossom of bruises covering his face. Most people in his position might have tried to cover up the damage with concealer, but Loki had gone for the opposite approach, and accented the darkened skin with some very carefully applied blusher and eye-liner. The worst thing you could do after getting beaten up was act like you were ashamed of it, and getting your ass kicked by Arthas was no reason not to accessorize.]

Now, you all know by now how I feel about having to repeat myself, so I don't like that this is a thing that's had to come up again.

[He takes a deep breath, and his mouth tenses into a tight line. It's a rare sight, since Loki tends to stay at a consistent level of self satisfaction, but right now the prince is clearly pissed]

Let me make this perfectly clear: If my brother sends you a friend request on facebook? Ignore it! If you are friends with Thor Odinson? Unfriend him! He is not your friend, he does not want to be your friend, he just wants to spy on me. He doesn't even go here!

[Loki's voice creeps up a few octaves as he makes this declaration, and he forces himself to take another deep, calming breath.]

Now, I think it's partially my fault that some of you have been accepting his friend requests. I've been too lenient about this in the past. So now, let me be clear:

I'm going to check his friends list at midnight tonight. Anyone who's still on it at that time will be punished.

[And then he flashes a sweet little smile, and gives a thumbs up to the camera.]

Loki Laufeyson likes this announcement.

[Then the video clicks off.]

[A FEW HOURS AFTER THIS POST IS MADE:]

Loki Laufeyson
This facebook account has been deleted.
29 minutes ago ·

[A FEW HOURS LATER STILL! Filtered to Morgana and Azula.]

Buffy Summers is doing it with Mr. Rhade!

[Spat out so fast it's like he almost literally couldn't contain himself. Then he takes a deep breath.]

Okay, so, there is no actual confirmation on the doing it part of this, but definitely, one hundred percent wants to be doing it, to the point of writing love letters to him, and I'm sorry, but I can't help but think that if he was saying no to this then she would have been moved out of his class already. Can anybody say "statutory rape"?

[He takes another deep breath, and then says, more slowly, and more deliberately.]

I'm just totally worried about her, you know? Like, what if she gets pregnant? I mean, Buffy is a giant bitch with a face like David Bowie, but something like this could just totally ruin her reputation if it got out! I'm just so worried about her...

[And then he gives a coy little smile. Fuck Buffy's reputation. Loki can't tell everyone because Dylan has feelings and he doesn't want to lose a boyfriend over this, but beloved friends, you should tell many, many people.]

I'm sure everyone would be really worried about her.

[OOC: For the purposes of this breach, Thor will be a College Quidditch player, he attended the school a few years ago and has a shining reputation for academic underachievement, sports related excellence, and generally being the nicest person ever to attend the school.

He has tried to friend PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER COMMENTED TO LOKI'S FACEBOOK. And probably all of the Avengers. 'Cause lol.]