lacksconviction | 5 - A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCETHREAT

[Video clicks on, and it's not entirely uncommon to see Loki with a blossom of bruises covering his face. Most people in his position might have tried to cover up the damage with concealer, but Loki had gone for the opposite approach, and accented the darkened skin with some very carefully applied blusher and eye-liner. The worst thing you could do after getting beaten up was act like you were ashamed of it, and getting your ass kicked by Arthas was no reason not to accessorize.]

Now, you all know by now how I feel about having to repeat myself, so I don't like that this is a thing that's had to come up again.

[He takes a deep breath, and his mouth tenses into a tight line. It's a rare sight, since Loki tends to stay at a consistent level of self satisfaction, but right now the prince is clearly pissed]

Let me make this perfectly clear: If my brother sends you a friend request on facebook? Ignore it! If you are friends with Thor Odinson? Unfriend him! He is not your friend, he does not want to be your friend, he just wants to spy on me. He doesn't even go here!

[Loki's voice creeps up a few octaves as he makes this declaration, and he forces himself to take another deep, calming breath.]

Now, I think it's partially my fault that some of you have been accepting his friend requests. I've been too lenient about this in the past. So now, let me be clear:

I'm going to check his friends list at midnight tonight. Anyone who's still on it at that time will be punished.

[And then he flashes a sweet little smile, and gives a thumbs up to the camera.]

Loki Laufeyson likes this announcement.

[Then the video clicks off.]

[A FEW HOURS AFTER THIS POST IS MADE:]

Loki Laufeyson
This facebook account has been deleted.
29 minutes ago ·

[A FEW HOURS LATER STILL! Filtered to Morgana and Azula.]

Buffy Summers is doing it with Mr. Rhade!

[Spat out so fast it's like he almost literally couldn't contain himself. Then he takes a deep breath.]

Okay, so, there is no actual confirmation on the doing it part of this, but definitely, one hundred percent wants to be doing it, to the point of writing love letters to him, and I'm sorry, but I can't help but think that if he was saying no to this then she would have been moved out of his class already. Can anybody say "statutory rape"?

[He takes another deep breath, and then says, more slowly, and more deliberately.]

I'm just totally worried about her, you know? Like, what if she gets pregnant? I mean, Buffy is a giant bitch with a face like David Bowie, but something like this could just totally ruin her reputation if it got out! I'm just so worried about her...

[And then he gives a coy little smile. Fuck Buffy's reputation. Loki can't tell everyone because Dylan has feelings and he doesn't want to lose a boyfriend over this, but beloved friends, you should tell many, many people.]

I'm sure everyone would be really worried about her.

[OOC: For the purposes of this breach, Thor will be a College Quidditch player, he attended the school a few years ago and has a shining reputation for academic underachievement, sports related excellence, and generally being the nicest person ever to attend the school.

He has tried to friend PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER COMMENTED TO LOKI'S FACEBOOK. And probably all of the Avengers. 'Cause lol.]

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I never said I'd stay away. He's a hell of a lot hotter than you are.

Stay away from him, or I'll tell him you fucked me while I was drunk and gave me the clap.

[You know what, I'm just extending their detention frenemyship onto the network because fuck it I like them being friends :C]

I'd say you were being super fucking paranoid but then I found out my sister was friending everyone I'd ever even looked at, so.

[Julie Pezzini: Freshman Monkey, and in Sara's opinion a gigantic whoring trainwreck but in reality is a shitton better adjusted than Sara. She's sick in an isolation room in the Infirmary this week.]

Is that your idea of a punishment? I'm quivering in my high-tops.

[LOKI INBOX]

[Nathan Cujo has sent you a private message]

Hey are u out to ur family should I say Hunt is your bf or your bro?

[Loki Laufeyson has sent you a private message]

FUCK OFF UNFRIEND HIM RIGHT NOW!

...I kind of like your brother, actually.

Yeah, I really look to you as the moral arbiter of Floodholme.

[I approve of this frienemyship extension. They are friends who just sometimes injure each other.]

I wish I was just being paranoid! I just don't even know what I can do, like changing my name wasn't enough to disassociate myself from that enormous fucking asshole!

I don't care. You can't be friends with him. You have other friends, you'll be fine.

No, that's my idea for how to stop you from ever getting into his pants. I'll tell him you took advantage of me, and that you're like, a walking petri dish, and that I don't want him to tell anyone because you have emotional problems, and he'll just quietly unfriend you and hate you for the rest of his life.

Problem solved.

Why not? He's probably friends with Bucky. [And Steve basically lives with Bucky.]

Maybe stop making it so obvious that you're the shrill asshole with an inferiority complex and he's just a friendly harmless douche?

Yeah, because pointing out that some fug last season shoes are fug and out of season is totally on the same level as deliberately getting involved with someone's family to mess with them.

I might be a giant bitch but there are boundaries to what I do.

[Nathan Cujo has sent you a private message.]

Sorry, 'boss of me' position already filled. [IMG]Dealwithit.gif[/IMG]

Sweetheart, I know your family isn't the brightest set of bulbs in the box, but somehow I doubt anyone would believe I'd fuck you. And who cares if he unfriends me? I'll still send him the footage of you eating dirt during that last match with Cockerel.

Bucky can't be friends with him either!

When we graduate, and I skip out of your lives forever? Then you can start playing happy families with Thor, but until then, un-friend him!

Edited 2012-07-30 17:22 (UTC)

[And she is just barking out a laugh.]

Your boyfriend? Are you sure? Because if you need to rely on magic, I think a case can be made for date rape.

Do you seriously think I'm scared of your threats?

Not really. You torment and manipulate people just for the sake of it, whether it's about shoes or sex or anything else.

Not beating up people physically doesn't make you any less of a bully.

[...A beat.]

Doesn't give someone a right to do it to you, though. Did you tell a teacher about it, or is that not cool enough for you?

I don't have an inferiority complex.

Anyway, I guarantee that he would still be harassing my friends even if he wasn't a harmless douche, or if I was less shrill.

Honestly, why does it matter so much? [She rolls her eyes.]

By doing this you're only going to make people want to friend him even more.

I'm pretty sure he would believe me. I mean, who are you? You're just some generic girl he doesn't even know.

Besides, I wouldn't be lying entirely, would I? I mean, you do kind of have emotional problems.

He can't be that thick. It's like having a dog for a brother.

[Loki Laufeyson has sent you a private message]

Is your self esteem so completely pathetically low that any time someone tells you not to do something you have to go do the opposite so you can feel like a big man who won't let anyone push him around? Just stay away from my big brother, why is that even hard?

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