1 - Have I made you desperate?
Jun. 11th, 2012 05:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[He takes his time before introducing himself, establishing the purpose of this place, the fact that his magic definitely was depleted and not coming back by any means known to him, and weighing up the odds of his escaping by the usual means, before deigning to make his first journal entry. He has taken off his ridiculous supervillain hat, for effect:]
My my, is this not an ambitious effort? Certainly, a more elaborate one than the last chamber in which I was imprisoned. To whose hospitality do I owe my gratitude, may I ask? Which one-eyed wolf has clamped these strange jaws around my throat?
[He smiles, but it's unconvincing. His eyes look strangely pained.]
Or perhaps I expect too much in assuming this a prison, rather than an arsenal of purloined weapons, or a vault to hold the spoils of war?
[A slight pause, before he decides he's giving away far too much, and clicks the communicator off.]
My my, is this not an ambitious effort? Certainly, a more elaborate one than the last chamber in which I was imprisoned. To whose hospitality do I owe my gratitude, may I ask? Which one-eyed wolf has clamped these strange jaws around my throat?
[He smiles, but it's unconvincing. His eyes look strangely pained.]
Or perhaps I expect too much in assuming this a prison, rather than an arsenal of purloined weapons, or a vault to hold the spoils of war?
[A slight pause, before he decides he's giving away far too much, and clicks the communicator off.]
[private video]
Date: 2012-06-12 11:32 am (UTC)[Hey he's not lying! YOU OFFERED HIM A DRINK YOU ARE PRACTICALLY PALS IRL!]
Neither one, I'm afraid. You and I met through the machinations of Nick Fury, after I... made some unauthorized improvements on a project he was working on.
[private video]
Date: 2012-06-12 11:55 am (UTC)[WELL. OKAY, YES. THIS IS TRUE.]
Hey, anyone who messes with Fury is a friend of mine. The apparent scotch sharing is just icing on the cake from there.
[This is so not going to end well] You have a name, Romeo?
[private video]
Date: 2012-06-12 04:14 pm (UTC)Then I am the truest friend you have ever known. My name is Loki, of Asgard, and I am glad to see your familiar face in this strange prison.
You are a warden, I trust?
[private video]
Date: 2012-06-14 07:20 am (UTC)[Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Yeah, about that.]
Not... in those exact terms.
[private video]
Date: 2012-06-14 09:16 pm (UTC)Not an inmate, surely? Not you, who is one of Earth's great defenders?
[He forces a reluctant, concerned smile.]
Not that I object to your company, but... for my own part I understand how I have lived my life cast in this role. This is not the truth of you though...
[private video]
Date: 2012-06-19 06:11 am (UTC)Which is what I've been telling them, but apparently saving the world is kind of overlooked in light of me not really being a people person.