Loki Laufreyson (
lacksconviction) wrote2012-08-21 12:25 pm
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[Video clicks on, and it's Loki! Hi Loki! The bruises he got in the port have all gone down by now, and he's wearing his fancy gazelle helmet. Apparently he's feeling flamboyant today.]
Sad, really. Seeing humanity being exterminated like that. Set upon, and wiped out by alien powers infinitely more powerful, and advanced than it could ever have hoped to have been. Apparently, the distant eyes of Odin and Thor, and any other absent protectors of you Midgardians fell shut in your hour of need. [He gives a woeful little sigh.]
If only there had been someone... some being who might have known how to compete with such a threat. Some watchful ruler, who could have summoned armies from the air in your defense. Who could have spent the many long eons before this tragedy befell mankind, advancing your civilization to the point where you were a world that would stand unassailable.
[He gives a helpless, sympathetic shrug.]
Mistake it not, Mortals, you were made to be ruled. It just so happens that some rulers are more benevolent than others...
[Then he grins, and clicks the feed off.]
Sad, really. Seeing humanity being exterminated like that. Set upon, and wiped out by alien powers infinitely more powerful, and advanced than it could ever have hoped to have been. Apparently, the distant eyes of Odin and Thor, and any other absent protectors of you Midgardians fell shut in your hour of need. [He gives a woeful little sigh.]
If only there had been someone... some being who might have known how to compete with such a threat. Some watchful ruler, who could have summoned armies from the air in your defense. Who could have spent the many long eons before this tragedy befell mankind, advancing your civilization to the point where you were a world that would stand unassailable.
[He gives a helpless, sympathetic shrug.]
Mistake it not, Mortals, you were made to be ruled. It just so happens that some rulers are more benevolent than others...
[Then he grins, and clicks the feed off.]
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So what was the reason behind the horse baby?
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No?
Well then.
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I'm sorry that things which are to me but the natural processes of existence are so far from the grasp of your mortal mind, but it really wasn't a particularly unpleasant or difficult undertaking.
Really, why do you think we called him Sleipnir?
[Because he SLIPPED RIGHT OUT! Oh god, tmi about pooping out a horse right there.]
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Well, some Gods are involved with the material realm, and some Gods don't exist.
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[aka: he would give her an awesome manicure and get on her good side.]
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She sounds like a fine guardian for you though.
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[He's subdued for a moment. Because... well, jealous, to be honest.]
Well enough for you to cast yourself as defender of the innocent?
[Annnnnnnnd if there's a twinge of bitterness in that, it's not really aimed at you, Omar.]
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