[The first thing you're getting, Loki, is a round of slow applause. Not sarcastic applause, but pretty damn impressed applause]

Honestly, if I could go back and do it again, I think I'd rather take my chances with being dead that ending up here as some sort of cheap-ass, self-help psychology experiment.

That said, the Wardens are idiotic assholes. Nothing in the whole Goddamn world is worth having your identity played with.