1 - Have I made you desperate?

[lacksconviction]

[He takes his time before introducing himself, establishing the purpose of this place, the fact that his magic definitely was depleted and not coming back by any means known to him, and weighing up the odds of his escaping by the usual means, before deigning to make his first journal entry. He has taken off his ridiculous supervillain hat, for effect:]

My my, is this not an ambitious effort? Certainly, a more elaborate one than the last chamber in which I was imprisoned. To whose hospitality do I owe my gratitude, may I ask? Which one-eyed wolf has clamped these strange jaws around my throat?

[He smiles, but it's unconvincing. His eyes look strangely pained.]

Or perhaps I expect too much in assuming this a prison, rather than an arsenal of purloined weapons, or a vault to hold the spoils of war?

[A slight pause, before he decides he's giving away far too much, and clicks the communicator off.]

Comments

[lacksconviction]

It's only cryptic to the ignorant.

[aka: IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE IF YOU'RE ME.]

[myfedorarocks]

Sure thing.

I bet they've told you how you're a terrible person who needs redemption, right?

[lacksconviction]

The message is beginning to emerge. Not that they wouldn't all dance around it like shy maidens for a time, before delivering the news.

[myfedorarocks]

They like to do that.

For a prison ship it's actually kind of boring here until demons emerge from the walls singing folk songs.

[lacksconviction]

I would think that surely on a ship inhabited by the monstrous undead, you could find some way to entertain yourselves?

[myfedorarocks]

That was sarcasm on my part. But I wouldn't be surprised to see undead roaming the halls at some point.

If that happens, want to go monster hunting?

[lacksconviction]

I would be most honored to take up the sport with you!

[myfedorarocks]

Now I'm hoping we get to see some action.

[lacksconviction]

We shall fell many foes together!

[myfedorarocks]

I'm sure things will pick up here soon enough.