[There's a tiny smirk at your referring to them as shenanigans, because that's an interpretation which amuses him. The mention of Bestiality chases the smirk away, however. Nope, not talking about that one.]

A man who would be a Sphinx. And is your devotion to steering people down your twisting path what led you here?

[He tilts his head, distantly amused.]

Oh, but I've so many stories, and so many of them secret, I wouldn't know where to begin...

I'll give you three questions. Ask me what you will and be assured that I'll answer with nothing but the truth.