I am literally working with string and paperclips, here. It's hard to reverse engineer the completely illogical.

[That is so not fair, Loki. The second he learns how much you're screwing with him, he's gonna find a way to rewire the heating system in your room and fry your stupid, frosty ass.

In the meantime, he's just grinning.]

So, what, you're some foreign businessman? Or a representative from Shakespeare's Anonymous?